(Source: forever90s)

pornolympics:

ITS A CHIckNE IN A FUckiNG  WAGON

can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been to scared to say

(Source: honust)

(Source: osamah)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: idealmente)

sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg

(Source: alexander-williamgaskarth)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

(Source: gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit)

(Source: sirmorgan)

pandas-and-fandoms-and-nope:

drpuellasuperdanganoffstucklock:

sparkafterdark:

daisura:

darklyspectre:

theta-wavelengths:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

spyduck:

busket:

chromakite:

This is a doorknob.

so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home

I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.

There are, apparently, THREE types of people…

no, four types, including the unoriginal dork who says “there are x kinds of people”

Now there are 5 types, including the new wave of people who hate on the “there are x kinds of people” people.

There are y kinds of there are x kinds of people people

I give you a hamburger

No it says “lettuce” 

And that’s what you missed on Glee.

(Source: luminocanon)

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

(Source: andyglassismymom)

(Source: food-gifs)

duckstapler:

me too spongebob